At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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