Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Randomize
