DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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