Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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