Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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