dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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