nut hugger
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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