Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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