We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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