did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
We are all done wearing pants today
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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