New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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