4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
We are two peas in an std pod
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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