nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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