Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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