I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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