I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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