god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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