people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
