You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
