the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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