WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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