Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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