I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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