It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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