So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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