I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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