This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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