I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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