it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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