and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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