I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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