where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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