good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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