I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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