How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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