Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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