why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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