About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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