On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Do vagina's smell?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The air was thick with penises
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
