hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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