I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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