Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Randomize
