took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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