I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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