so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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