You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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