He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just gift wrapped bread.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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