dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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