The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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