I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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